Zulu

I have had Zulu  for a couple of years now.  Just when I thought he was ready to bloom something else would happen.  Everything from dropping him on the floor, and re-starting him  then overdosing him on a lot of diazinon just in case he had something I didn't know about.  Finally giving up on him I put him in the back of the shelf and forgot about him.  Instead of having visions of  a very muscular man either heavily tanned or naturally dark  with the deepest wine fabric wrapped around him at the waist with slits up each side. Oh and mustn't forget the heavy gold arm band and the gold just dripping off  him.  The biggest chains around his neck etc..
I would just water and feed him and let him alone.  I had lost interest.   Then today I saw he had open blooms.  I looked at him  then blinked and looked again,  shook my head and looked again. Then picked him up,  pulled him out of his pot put his label in the bleach solution to clean it for the next african violet and tossed Zulu in the garbage blooms and all.   I continued on my rounds removing leaves and cleaning up old flower buds.  My hands full of this junk I went to dump  in the trash pail.  

     I looked at Zulu again,  retrieved him from the trash, cleaned him up,  labelled him and set him back on a shelf with lesser light.  I am giving him one more chance.  His blooms were flesh coloured with the deepest wine frilled edges.  An uglier violet I have never seen,  but I reasoned this was a first bloom and after all I should give him one more chance.  Perhaps I will like him better now that I know what to expect.